I'm not ashamed to say I paid $150 for an oil painting of myself. Mostly because someone else paid for it.

I'm not ashamed to say I paid $150 for an oil painting of myself. Mostly because someone else paid for it.

I write copy for big brands
and my friends' instagrams. 

Want to know more? Okay, fine, but just remember: you asked for it. 

  • Senior Copywriter

  • I've been described as a golden retriever puppy in human form...both positively and not so

  • Irrationally afraid of any and all bird interactions
    I have the terror wrinkles to prove it

  • Human encyclopedia of pop-culture references

  • Indoor boy

  • Outdoor voice

If that's not enough, shoot me an email with a clickbait-y subject line at collinpat.smith@gmail.com