tl;dr?

… Senior Copywriter
… Currently writing @ goodby silverstein & partners
… I've been described as a golden retriever puppy in human form...both positively and not so
… Irrationally afraid of any and all bird interactions. I have the terror wrinkles to prove it
… Human encyclopedia of pop-culture reference
… Indoor boy
… Outdoor voice

If that's not enough, shoot me an email with a clickbait-y subject line at collinpat.smith@gmail.com