I write copy for big brands
and my friends' instagrams.
Want to know more? Okay, fine, but just remember: you asked for it.
I've been described as a golden retriever puppy in human form...both positively and not so
Irrationally afraid of any and all bird interactions
I have the terror wrinkles to prove it
Human encyclopedia of pop-culture references
If that's not enough, shoot me an email with a clickbait-y subject line at firstname.lastname@example.org