The calm before the "I thought a pigeon was flying at my fucking face" storm. 

The calm before the "I thought a pigeon was flying at my fucking face" storm. 

I write copy for big brands
and my friends' instagrams. 

Want to know more? Okay, fine, but just remember: you asked for it. 

  • Senior Copywriter @ Arnold Worldwide.
  • I've been described as a golden retriever puppy in human form...both positively and not so.
  • Irrationally afraid of any and all bird interactions.
    I have the terror wrinkles to prove it. 
  • Human encyclopedia of pop-culture references. 
  • Indoor boy. 
  • Outdoor voice.

If that's not enough, shoot me an email with a clickbait-y subject line at collinpat.smith@gmail.com